Thursday, September 25, 2014

The secret to motivating your diet


  1. Be a female engineer. 
  2. Intern in a factory where you are the first female electrical engineer they've ever had. Holla! 
  3. Don't know your pant size in men's size and let the secretary guess since they're supplier doesn't make electric uniforms in women's sizes yet (What? Get with the century, unknown outsourcer.)
  4. Get pants two inches too small for you (while wearing Spanx). 
  5. Have to wear these pants every day.
There. That's it. Be in a constant state of uncomfortable reminders of your weight. 

At least, it works when you're in work clothes...

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